I just want to know how well this stuff works. The rest of it is just clutter and ridiculous banter. For those of you who just ordered some stuff, please post your results. In the meantime I will just chase the steelies with yarn and the like until I land my first. I plan on religiously hitting up the Clackamas this week after work. If anyone has some insight on a range of water to pleasure myself with, it is most appreciated.