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halibuthitman
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I just wanted lunch, a cheesy crunch gordita to be exact, unfortunately the 16 mouth breathers in front of me were the only people on earth that can't crack off the whole taco bell menue faster than the pledge of allegiance... then it happened, a fantasy.. me, shaking the closest person to the cash register, holding them in a half nelson screaming.." its all the same ****! just put on in a different order" have the f-ng gordita! its an epicurian delight for the palate! yeah, baha blast mt dew and a taco... lets go people, Im forty now and I get cranky when I don't eat. Got my food, walked out to my truck and a kid almost ran me down with his $55,000 subaru tuner.. I stared, my truck... passenger side... under the seat.. Para Ordinance 45 with a clip full of shredders, shake it off HHM, eat. Im leaving in the morning, its to warm here, im starting to sweat in my waders... salmon types are starting to peer out of their windows towards the rivers.. blossoms are giving my alleries fits and I can't take onemore minute of existing in an enviroment where everything is a commercial or marketing tool... I don't belong here among people... Im going to Alaska to commune with the snow and the just begining steel runs..ctrl alt delete.. whala.. its the beginning of lonely steelhead season again. I hope you all have a great spring trout and bass seasons and may you somehow find a parking spot for a trailer at the launch when the springers show- see you all in a few months- Brad
 
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I just wanted lunch, a cheesy crunch gordita to be exact, unfortunately the 16 mouth breathers in front of me were the only people on earth that can't crack off the whole taco bell menue faster than the pledge of allegiance... then it happened, a fantasy.. me, shaking the closest person to the cash register, holding them in a half nelson screaming.." its all the same ****! just put on in a different order" have the f-ng gordita! its an epicurian delight for the palate! yeah, baha blast mt dew and a taco... lets go people, Im forty now and I get cranky when I don't eat. Got my food, walked out to my truck and a kid almost ran me down with his $55,000 subaru tuner.. I stared, my truck... passenger side... under the seat.. Para Ordinance 45 with a clip full of shredders, shake it off HHM, eat. Im leaving in the morning, its to warm here, im starting to sweat in my waders... salmon types are starting to peer out of their windows towards the rivers.. blossoms are giving my alleries fits and I can't take onemore minute of existing in an enviroment where everything is a commercial or marketing tool... I don't belong here among people... Im going to Alaska to commune with the snow and the just begining steel runs..ctrl alt delete.. whala.. its the beginning of lonely steelhead season again. I hope you all have a great spring trout and bass seasons and may you somehow find a parking spot for a trailer at the launch when the springers show- see you all in a few months- Brad
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Good Luck Sir.

But Geographicals Never Get To The Root, They Only Provide Us With New Play Grounds, New Play Mates, And New Play Things...

In The End There You Are...Right Back At Square Numero Uno.

I Share Your Total Disdain For Humanity. TOTAL!! I Have Reoccurring Dreams Of Feeding People Into My Limb Chipper...Feet First.

Some Times I Enjoy My Walks With Satin, But I Try To Renounce It In The Name Of The Father. I Try.

When My Sugar Crashes...Look Out... And Lord Knows I Could Go For A Burrito Right Now.

I Have No Fuzzy Philosophical Words To Provide You In This Obvious Time Of Despair.

From a Fellow Despair'er, I hope You Find The Solitude That You Seek Way Up There In The Snow And Cold.

You Obviously Are A Person Of Means, Have Super Resources And The Where-With-All To Make It Happen. And It Appears You Have Done this Before.

I Hope That One Way Or Another You Find What We Are All Searching For...Just a Little Peace.

I Have Enjoyed Reading Your Posts, Both On This Board And The Others.

Some Day I Hope To Read Your Posts Again.

I Would Type Fair Well My Friend, But Friendship Is a Luxury Despairers Like Us Rarely Get To Enjoy.

Holy Smokes - Hows That For Melancholy....Poor Me, Poor Me, Pour Me Another Drink.

Later Dude.
 
Kevin... That post is even more creepy than mine! Hang in there!
 
Brad; glad you will be retrieving your sanity soon. ;) I know the lower 48 folks always have and always will have a bizarre outlook on life compared to Alaskans. Must be the lack of pristine air and surroundings. Autofisher is still dreaming of heading North and making a new, better life. He has talked about it for a few years,now and reading your posts about life there has made him more determined than ever to make it happen soon. Stay in touch and send porn! :D
 
have fun and be safe. ill be looking forward to the pictures and stories upon your return. Brian
 
I hear ya man, i went to the carlos mencia concert last night and decided i hate crowds and weird people. I had to wait for my tickets and wanted to choke 3 guys infront of me commenting on how good my girlfriend looks.
She said not worth it. I bit my tounge. Then while we are seated this one lady walked infront of us about 26 times. I had to lift my legs every time she went by. I finally said " is this the last time" she finally took a seat. The a few rows infront of us two big guys start screaming and fighting over god knows what ( liquid courage ).
When i got out of there all i could think about was being on a remote river by myself.
Have fun in alaska hm. Ohh and by the way my last name is bell.
Thanks man, slay some alaskan giants and post pics, your living my dream
 
Walking with Satin must feel nice and smooth Kevin.
 
It was a good run but now it's over. Although it's back to work, I can only imagine what your office must look like. I'm sure you have a better view than I do from mine. I hope you find blue skies and an abundance of fish and try to check in once in awhile to share some photos especially those of the Naha. See you in June. Jim

P.S. Don't let your guard down when the nasty slumgullion practical jokes are fly'n around up there. The fork in the boot trick story was epic!
 
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Kevin... That post is even more creepy than mine! Hang in there!
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Thats exactly what I thought!! I was like "I wonder who is more drunk" On a serious note, I guess that happen when you know what is like living away from the city. What are you waiting for? Go there and enjoy the wilderness and a gordita or two with no crowds to deal with!! There is gorditas there??! :think: Have fun with your new toy and hoping to see a lots of fish porn!!
 
waco said:
Thats exactly what I thought!! I was like "I wonder who is more drunk" On a serious note, I guess that happen when you know what is like living away from the city. What are you waiting for? Go there and enjoy the wilderness and a gordita or two with no crowds to deal with!! There is gorditas there??! :think: Have fun with your new toy and hoping to see a lots of fish porn!!
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Shoot, I was hoping Waco would come back with a rant about gringos and gorditas.

Have fun in Alaska Brad. I haven't been there since I was a teen but I sure loved it up there.
 
imfishing said:
Good Luck Sir.

But Geographicals Never Get To The Root, They Only Provide Us With New Play Grounds, New Play Mates, And New Play Things...

In The End There You Are...Right Back At Square Numero Uno.

I Share Your Total Disdain For Humanity. TOTAL!! I Have Reoccurring Dreams Of Feeding People Into My Limb Chipper...Feet First.

Some Times I Enjoy My Walks With Satin, But I Try To Renounce It In The Name Of The Father. I Try.

When My Sugar Crashes...Look Out... And Lord Knows I Could Go For A Burrito Right Now.

I Have No Fuzzy Philosophical Words To Provide You In This Obvious Time Of Despair.

From a Fellow Despair'er, I hope You Find The Solitude That You Seek Way Up There In The Snow And Cold.

You Obviously Are A Person Of Means, Have Super Resources And The Where-With-All To Make It Happen. And It Appears You Have Done this Before.

I Hope That One Way Or Another You Find What We Are All Searching For...Just a Little Peace.

I Have Enjoyed Reading Your Posts, Both On This Board And The Others.

Some Day I Hope To Read Your Posts Again.

I Would Type Fair Well My Friend, But Friendship Is a Luxury Despairers Like Us Rarely Get To Enjoy.

Holy Smokes - Hows That For Melancholy....Poor Me, Poor Me, Pour Me Another Drink.

Later Dude.
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One of the most well written, disturbing but humorous, post I've ever read.
 
Cheesy crunch Gordita's usually make me have to go as well!!! ;) :lol:

Good luck in Alaska.....I'm focusing in on Turkey's at the moment....no time for the springer boat launch line up!
 
Good luck, I've enjoyed your posts.
 
Have a great Summer Brad! If you find a power source up there in the "sticks" for your puter please do shoot us some photos!


Randy
 
halibuthitman said:
Kevin... That post is even more creepy than mine! Hang in there!
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Greetings All...

Thanks...I Think.:clap:

I Guess Its True What They Say...The Keyboard Is Mightier Then The Sword.

I Was Only Trying My Best To Let You Know That Your Not Alone Out There On This Ride. In College I Read A Lot Of Edger Allen Poe.

And For The Record...Kevin Smith Is Sober, One Day At A Time :pray: [12.24.86]...Please Note That Sober Does Not Mean Perfect.

Piece To You All And To All A Good Night.

The Bill W. Posse
 
Modest_Man said:
Walking with Satin must feel nice and smooth Kevin.
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Since I Brought It Up, It Feels A lot Like Skipping School, Or Steeling. Squashing Spiders Even When You Are Outside. Its Those Morose Thoughts The Second One Realizes They're Being Seduced By The Dark Side.

Its A Power Greater Then One Self That Can Restore One To Insanity.

That Awkward Silence Seconds Before The Hangman Pulls The Lever.

The Instant You Realize You Feel More Comfortable In Your Grizzly Jason Halloween Costume Then Out.

I Don't Know How Else To Describe It - I Wish I Could Say That It's A Daily Walk With The Lord. Its More Struggle Then Anything...The Struggle - Like When The Dentist Is Pulling Your Teeth With Pliers And You Feel The Urge To Pull Back A Little.

The Digression Is But A Mere Symptom Of The Decay...[Bellowing Maniacal Laughter] :mad:/:pray:

Hope That Helps...LOL.
 
Carlos Mencia uses material that wasn't funny 25 years ago when it was used by previous comedians. The fact that one paid money for tickets would **** me off too! :)
 
Hey brad I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL!!!!!! I can't stand all these people now i been up there with really only about 600 people in the town you dont got to deal with to many people lol. Hope you come buy and see us in Yak if the snow will melt for you guys and you can camp out. we will be up on the 13th not the 6th now so I have a full extra week. I was so ready to go almost wasn't happy to have more time at home with family and friends.... rather have them up there
 
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May your trip bring you everything you're seeking and then some.
 
imfishing said:
Greetings All...

Thanks...I Think.:clap:

I Guess Its True What They Say...The Keyboard Is Mightier Then The Sword.

I Was Only Trying My Best To Let You Know That Your Not Alone Out There On This Ride. In College I Read A Lot Of Edger Allen Poe.

And For The Record...Kevin Smith Is Sober, One Day At A Time :pray: [12.24.86]...Please Note That Sober Does Not Mean Perfect.

Piece To You All And To All A Good Night.

The Bill W. Posse
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From one sober fisherman to another....Kevin You Could Use A Meeting....
 
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