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What I should expect in Missouri?!
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halibuthitman
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worse... hes from Boise! Hambone!!! anyway if you really want to know you could try asking Ned Betty... aaaaaahhhaaah aahahaaahhhhaaa .... beter lurn to pley tha banjoe.. and noodle..
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halibuthitman said:
lol!:lol::lol::lol:
And as far as noodling, there's no way I'm gonna stick my hand down into some muddy water under a log!
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troutmasta
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Im from Boise 
Raincatcher
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:lol: That's okay, Brads from Bakersfield...:lol:troutmasta said:Im from Boise
C_Run
Well-known member
I think they do the "sir" and "ma'am" thing out there. I had a renter from Missouri and he called me "sir" all the time. Kind of strange but I liked it. He had a lot of moving boxes that said "frozen catfish fillets" on the side. Also, I think "fixin' to..." and "over yonder" are big with those folks. You'll probably have a colorful dialect when you move back.
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C_Run said:
It'll be an easy transition since it's my home town! I still use 'sir' and 'ma'm' - part of the upbringing - the kids in the drive through's still look at me funny.
Now the fixin' to and over yonder are the country folks and I was a city boy but I can still translate with ease...
Chromatose
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6 hour drive North and your fishing Lake Michigan.
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Chromatose said:
That steel girder sure is bent!
NWDiscer
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wozniasm said:
:lol: must be the humidity. :shock:
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Hawk
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We used to fish a river outside Fort Leonard Wood several lustrum ago......:lol::lol::lol:
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Hawk said:We used to fish a river outside Fort Leonard Wood several lustrum ago......:lol::lol::lol:
Big Piney River or Gasconade?
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lilsalmon
Well-known member
You have a lot to look forward to....here is a few facts:
- Called the Brothel Law, it is illegal in Missouri for more than four unrelated persons to occupy the same dwelling.
- Worrying squirrels is not tolerated in Missouri.
- It is unlawful to throw hard objects by hand in Missouri.
-Anyone under the age of 21 who takes out household trash containing even a single empty alcohol beverage container can be charged with illegal possession of alcohol in Missouri.
-Anheuser-Busch brewery in St. Louis, Missouri is the largest beer producing plant in the nation.
-The first successful parachute jump to be made from a moving airplane was made by Captain Berry at St. Louis, in 1912.
-The first ready-mix food to be sold commercially was Aunt Jemima pancake flour. It was invented in St. Joseph, Missouri and introduced in 1899.
-Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited.
- In Missouri, minors are not allowed to purchase cap pistols, however they may buy shotguns freely.
-It's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket.
and the best one....
- On Sucker Day in Nixa, Missouri, school closes officially and the little town swells to a throng of 15,000 hungry folks. All craving a taste of the much maligned but delicious bottom dweller fish loathed by almost everyone else.
hehe...
- Called the Brothel Law, it is illegal in Missouri for more than four unrelated persons to occupy the same dwelling.
- Worrying squirrels is not tolerated in Missouri.
- It is unlawful to throw hard objects by hand in Missouri.
-Anyone under the age of 21 who takes out household trash containing even a single empty alcohol beverage container can be charged with illegal possession of alcohol in Missouri.
-Anheuser-Busch brewery in St. Louis, Missouri is the largest beer producing plant in the nation.
-The first successful parachute jump to be made from a moving airplane was made by Captain Berry at St. Louis, in 1912.
-The first ready-mix food to be sold commercially was Aunt Jemima pancake flour. It was invented in St. Joseph, Missouri and introduced in 1899.
-Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited.
- In Missouri, minors are not allowed to purchase cap pistols, however they may buy shotguns freely.
-It's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket.
and the best one....
- On Sucker Day in Nixa, Missouri, school closes officially and the little town swells to a throng of 15,000 hungry folks. All craving a taste of the much maligned but delicious bottom dweller fish loathed by almost everyone else.
hehe...
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Here's some more:
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[TR]
[TD="width: 2"][/TD]
[TD="width: 581"]-It is illegal to have oral sex.
-Single men between
the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted
1820).
-Speeding is not illegal.
-If your are under the age of 21 and you
have in your possession a empty beer bottle, you may be charged with illegal
possession of alcohol. [/TD]
[/TR]
[TR="bgcolor: #6c000e"]
[TD="width: 593, colspan: 2"]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="width: 593, colspan: 2"]Ballwin:
-You may not use vulgar language
outside your home.
Buckner:
-Yard waste may be burnt any day except for
Sunday.
Columbia:
-You can not have a antenna exposed outside of your
house yet you can have a 25 foot satellite dish.
-You may not hang your
clothes over a clothesline because they are banned, so you can use a fence
instead.
-Drinking is not allowed between the hours of 2 and
6am.
Excelsior Springs:
-Hard objects may not be thrown by hand.
-You
may not trouble squirrels.
Kansas City:
-Minors are not permitted to buy
cap pistols, but they may buy shotguns.
-It is illegal to have a bathtub with
it's legs resembling animal paws.
Marceline:
-Minors are allowed to
purchase rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters.
Marquette:
-You may
not have 4 or more people occupying the same dwelling. Merryville:
-Women are
prohibited from wearing corsets because "the privilege of admiring the
curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the
normal, red-blooded American male."
Mole:
-Scaring babies is
illegal.
Natchez:
-You may not get an elephant
drunk.
Perryville:
-You may not attack birds with any type of catapult
within the city.
Purdy:
-Dancing is not
allowed.
Springfield:
-Salesmen are not allowed to sell there goods while
sitting in the middle of the road, screaming at vehicles passing by.
St.
Louis:
-It's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer
from a bucket.
-Milk men may not run while on duty.
-It's illegal to park
your car with the engine on, on the bases that it might scare
horses.
University City:
-4 women may not live together in an
apartment.
-No person may own a metal pipe.
-You may not have a garage
sale that is more then 2 days long. [/TD]
[/TR]
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[TD="width: 593, colspan: 2"]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Missouri Funny
Laws[/FONT]
[/TD]Laws[/FONT]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="width: 2"][/TD]
[TD="width: 581"]-It is illegal to have oral sex.
-Single men between
the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted
1820).
-Speeding is not illegal.
-If your are under the age of 21 and you
have in your possession a empty beer bottle, you may be charged with illegal
possession of alcohol. [/TD]
[/TR]
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[TD="width: 593, colspan: 2"]
Missouri City
Laws
[/TD]Laws
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="width: 593, colspan: 2"]Ballwin:
-You may not use vulgar language
outside your home.
Buckner:
-Yard waste may be burnt any day except for
Sunday.
Columbia:
-You can not have a antenna exposed outside of your
house yet you can have a 25 foot satellite dish.
-You may not hang your
clothes over a clothesline because they are banned, so you can use a fence
instead.
-Drinking is not allowed between the hours of 2 and
6am.
Excelsior Springs:
-Hard objects may not be thrown by hand.
-You
may not trouble squirrels.
Kansas City:
-Minors are not permitted to buy
cap pistols, but they may buy shotguns.
-It is illegal to have a bathtub with
it's legs resembling animal paws.
Marceline:
-Minors are allowed to
purchase rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters.
Marquette:
-You may
not have 4 or more people occupying the same dwelling. Merryville:
-Women are
prohibited from wearing corsets because "the privilege of admiring the
curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the
normal, red-blooded American male."
Mole:
-Scaring babies is
illegal.
Natchez:
-You may not get an elephant
drunk.
Perryville:
-You may not attack birds with any type of catapult
within the city.
Purdy:
-Dancing is not
allowed.
Springfield:
-Salesmen are not allowed to sell there goods while
sitting in the middle of the road, screaming at vehicles passing by.
St.
Louis:
-It's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer
from a bucket.
-Milk men may not run while on duty.
-It's illegal to park
your car with the engine on, on the bases that it might scare
horses.
University City:
-4 women may not live together in an
apartment.
-No person may own a metal pipe.
-You may not have a garage
sale that is more then 2 days long. [/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]
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