dozer365 said:
You left out the part about the knife.
Just had to bring that up, didn't ya?
OK, ok...so there is a part of the story between bringing the fish to hand and getting it to the bank. When I hooked the fish, I was standing among some rocks a ways from shore. The bottom of the river here is not a free-stone, but more like someone took a bunch of 2 and 3 foot stone cubes and tossed them like dice into the river; some jut above the surface, but the water intersperses and wading to and fro can be sketchy on these slime covered angles and pockets that range from 4 inches deep, to mid-thigh. This is the same section I bit it fighting that 'nook and dislocated my shoulder.
So, in my wisdom this time, I stayed put and tailed the fish among these things, not risking wading to shore while fighting. So I have this fish and nothing to whack and nowhere to put it...hmmmm? Well, I've got this knife sheath hanging on my belt loop, so I grab it and in a barbaric move, just slit the gills and bleed it out...no bonk. Hey, nobody ever accused me of NOT being part neanderthal
So, when I think the fish is subdued, I'm also thinking that attempting to get this slippery thing to shore might be more easily accomplished if I just take my found-on-the-river-one-day dog leash that I use to slip through and clip to itself. Rather than simply re-sheath the knife like a smarty, I'm knee deep next to this handy flat rock to act as a shelf. I place the knife and am reaching around my vest for the rope, when the fish starts bucking while I've got my fingers under the gill plate...I'm sure you can guess that the tail flapping around hit that knife...bloop, into the water.
No worries, I get the rope, secure the fish, then start looking for the knife. Most of the river-bottom next to the rock is actually flat, but the knife is nowhere. Of course the explanation becomes obvious as there is right at the base, pretty much in line below the knife, a deep crevice between the wedged rocks and I figure that's where it now lies. Thinking to myself I'm probably going to lose a couple fingers to some unseen, toothy, river creature, I slip my hand into the water and down the crevice, slowly fingering around for the tell-tale feelings of a knife...but no bottom, further, further until my arm is as far as I can reach and no bottom to be felt.
So the damn, half-dead fish flicks my ill-conceived knife placement into the abyss, never to be seen again.