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This thread isn't meant to start any arguments or make any one mad. It's sarcasm. Pure sarcasm.
So on a recent fishing trip on a fairly popular river, I was taught a few keys to combat fishing and I'd like to share them with you.
#1 If you're in a crowded area and people are casting over by where your line is making it difficult to fish or even cast out(trying to take the hole from you), don't be affraid to snag. You can always untangle the snag or re-tie your line, but it's hard as hell to catch a fish if someone steals your spot.
#2 Say you're at a spot hunting some chrome and a drift boat rows up and anchors right in front of you. What do you do? Well, my crafty teacher showed me that the easiest way to get rid of them is to be that annoying housefly. There's a couple of ways to do this. Take your spinners and take aim. Take aim at thier line, take aim at thier boat, take aim at anything that's gonna tick em off. Now if you're really chapped about it, you can take a big pyramid weight and tie it up with some 30 lb braided line, and try to sink the boat.
#3 The key is to have enough gear that you're willing to lose (weights, cheap spinners). You can't go into war unarmed.
#4 Don't be scared to tell someone that they're invading your territorial bubble. It might not work, but you'll feel better for trying to protect your space.
If anyone would like to add any tips to this feel free. It's all for fun and please no one take offense.
So on a recent fishing trip on a fairly popular river, I was taught a few keys to combat fishing and I'd like to share them with you.
#1 If you're in a crowded area and people are casting over by where your line is making it difficult to fish or even cast out(trying to take the hole from you), don't be affraid to snag. You can always untangle the snag or re-tie your line, but it's hard as hell to catch a fish if someone steals your spot.
#2 Say you're at a spot hunting some chrome and a drift boat rows up and anchors right in front of you. What do you do? Well, my crafty teacher showed me that the easiest way to get rid of them is to be that annoying housefly. There's a couple of ways to do this. Take your spinners and take aim. Take aim at thier line, take aim at thier boat, take aim at anything that's gonna tick em off. Now if you're really chapped about it, you can take a big pyramid weight and tie it up with some 30 lb braided line, and try to sink the boat.
#3 The key is to have enough gear that you're willing to lose (weights, cheap spinners). You can't go into war unarmed.
#4 Don't be scared to tell someone that they're invading your territorial bubble. It might not work, but you'll feel better for trying to protect your space.
If anyone would like to add any tips to this feel free. It's all for fun and please no one take offense.